oghma-infinium:

God damnit, Dan.

A song of theirs

There are actually many people that take anything the Onion says seriously.

Hold on, wait a second, roll it back, baby, THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE THAT TAKE ANYTHING THE ONION SAYS SERIOUSLY. 

How can anything read literally anything The Onion has ever published and decide maybe they’re a serious organization.

Here is the thing people took seriously:

So the parts where it’s obviously non-serious are literally 100% of it. There’s the part where it’s about a kid, there’s the part where a news organization dictated that it was afraid to say something, there’s the part where it’s The Onion, the one where an extremely touchy word (in the USA at least) is used.

What the God damn fuck, everybody.

#HowToLoseFollowers #BeLogical #RealizeThatNotEverythingIsLiteral #ThisIsHowTumblrTagsThingsRight

Here are nearly all of the things on their front page today, it is no different from any other except they are talking about the Oscars cause it was yesterday.


bblasian:

Lil B’s finest tweets


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traumatrae:

Best of Twitter.

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heavenandhellcastiel:

humancastiel:

[x]

OH MY GOD MIISSHHHAAAAA 


WRONG, RICHARD. VASTLY INCORRECT.

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