deadghosty:

winter solstice & summer solstice

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

softwaring:

Mt Hood and Mt Everest’s summit shadows

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

sexhaver:

at 1:05:30, during their shogi game, Fuyutsuki tells Shinji that he will lose in thirty-one moves

at 1:35:54, almost exactly 31 minutes later, the DSS choker activates

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

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